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| Illustration of Red Riding Hood from Poems by Frances Sargent Osgood - 1850 |
Grandma and Little Red
Oh, hello, Red, nice that you phoned;
but I have little time today for a visit
with poems to write, bills to pay,
dogs to walk, my bed to freshen,
followed by a luncheon date and
a stroll through the dense forest
followed by a luncheon date and
a stroll through the dense forest
with that handsome Mr. Wolf.
I’ve talked of him before. He’s
the gent with the whitest teeth,
I’ve talked of him before. He’s
the gent with the whitest teeth,
biggest smile, most intense eyes.
And when we’re out he commands
attention wherever we go, with his
And when we’re out he commands
attention wherever we go, with his
beautiful fur coat and fancy gloves..
Then we’ll come back home a while
for some..rest (teehee)..and..refreshment
Then we’ll come back home a while
for some..rest (teehee)..and..refreshment
We’re not youngsters anymore, and
we’ll be a bit tired you know. But
perhaps I could work you in between
we’ll be a bit tired you know. But
perhaps I could work you in between
four and five if you can wait that long.
But knock first, knock hard, as my
hearing isn’t that sharp any more.
But knock first, knock hard, as my
hearing isn’t that sharp any more.
Please try to wear something stylish.
That riding hood has seen better days.
And don’t tire yourself carrying
That riding hood has seen better days.
And don’t tire yourself carrying
a picnic basket. I’ll have eaten
a tasty gourmet meal and won’t
need additional food. And anyway
a tasty gourmet meal and won’t
need additional food. And anyway
I am trying to maintain my figure.
And Red, please don't tell your mother
about Mr. Wolf. She wouldn't approve!
I am hosting at dVerse Poetics. Today we are writing "Modern Mythology." It is also posted in Poets United Poetry Pantry.
I am hosting at dVerse Poetics. Today we are writing "Modern Mythology." It is also posted in Poets United Poetry Pantry.









